i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
