he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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