I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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