there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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