? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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