Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wish my penis had a tongue
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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