oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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