I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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