marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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