i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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