Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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