They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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He better not be in your backpack
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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