Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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