ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
