Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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