remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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