White coat. Heels.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ugly people sure do ruin things
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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