I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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