is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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