New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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