You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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