okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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