Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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