I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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