After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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