The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
