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(816): View more from Missouri

About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.

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(816): About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money. http://tfl.nu/foav

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(214): View more from Texas

ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.

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(214): ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it. http://tfl.nu/o4vn

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(312): View more from Illinois

I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.

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(312): I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix. http://tfl.nu/qngr

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(443): View more from Maryland

I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok

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(443): I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok http://tfl.nu/hllh

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(613): View more from Ontario

there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.

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(613): there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays. http://tfl.nu/8dlv

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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(763): The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins. http://tfl.nu/k74l

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(650): View more from California

Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college

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(650): Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college http://tfl.nu/e5ta

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?

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It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.

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(413): I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude? (908): It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer. http://tfl.nu/qzgh

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

this is not real life

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it never is. after midnight never counts.

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(267): this is not real life (1-267): it never is. after midnight never counts. http://tfl.nu/o5xm

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(440): View more from Ohio

i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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(440): i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it. http://tfl.nu/zxnq

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

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(201): Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight? http://tfl.nu/of56

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to

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(270): I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to http://tfl.nu/v0lt

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area

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(508): Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area http://tfl.nu/7yxw

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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(410): Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii. http://tfl.nu/nmvv

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(412): Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am? http://tfl.nu/j782

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