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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.

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• (323): View more from California

  Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah

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• (315): View more from New York

  If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party

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  whats a cultural enlightenment party

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  we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out

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