Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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