they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You have to summon your inner elephant
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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