i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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