nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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