i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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