I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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