I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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