Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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