K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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