ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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