the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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