before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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