I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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