He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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