didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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