The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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