We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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