all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You are a genius and a whore.
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