I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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