have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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