it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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