halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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