Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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