and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
