Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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