Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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